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Opening Collage and segment-2004-03-31-partial.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-03-Discuss New Year`s Resolutions.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-04-Leafblower Outside Bean`s Home Studio.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-05-105-yr-old Cyclist Sets New Record.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-06.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-09-Debbie Reynolds-Carrie Fisher Tribute Piece At The Golden Globes.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-10-Man Gets $128 Ticket For Leaving Car Running In Driveway.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-11-UK Shopper Wants Pajamas Banned At Store.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-12-How Does It Make Sense For San Diego Chargers To Move To LA.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-13.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-17-Search For Missing Malaysian Airlines Flight Ends After 3 Years.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-18-Britain Prepares For Murder Sleet.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-19-Vancouver Restaurant Moby Dick`s-Name Demed Offensive.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-20-Angry Mother Tapes 3-Yr-Old Son To A Wall-Live-Streams It.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-23-Tom Brady Blew A Sideline Snot Rocket During The AFC Championship Game.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-24-Press Secretary Spicer Vs Dippin` Dots.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-25-Australian Zoo Teaching People To Catch Deadly Funnel-Web Spiders.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-26-Mother And Son Survive Tornado In Bathtub.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-27-Alexa Is Making Life Miserable For Anyone With A Similar Name.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-30-Mississippi GOP Lawmaker Proposes Law To Ban `Sagging` Pants.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-01-31-Girl With Leukemia Crosses `Taser Someone` Off Her Bucket List.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-01-75-Year-Old Widower Seeks New Fishing Mate.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-02-Woman Thrown Off Flight For Showing Cleavage.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-03-New Dating App Will Find You Someone Who Dislikes All the Same Things.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-06-Discuss Super Bowl LI.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-07-British Athletes Claim Sex Ghost Is Haunting Their Reality Show.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-08-Tennis Player Genie Bouchard Lost Twitter Bet-Has To Go On A Date.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-09-Portable Toilet Business Owner Caught After On The Run For 4 Years After Stabbing.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-10-Australian Man Trapped For 5 Hours With Nose Just Above Mud.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-13-Comments On The Grammy Awards.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-14-Galveston Man`s Obituary Said His Life Served No Obvious Purpose.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-15-92-Year-Old Shoots 72-Year-Old Wife To Death With A Shotgun On Valentine`s Day.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-16-New Jersey City Changing A Street Name To Dick Street.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-17-Monopoly Fans Vote Out The Thimble.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-21-Naoyuki Oi Gives Bizarre Interview At World Pool Masters Tournament.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-22-Chip Is Missing-Did Her Cat Turn Her Into A Chew Toy.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-23-Woman Who Let Dog Poop At Airport Falls Victim to Passenger`s Revenge.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-24-Sweden Proposal To Allow 1-Hour Break Per Week For People To Have Sex.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-27-Discuss Academy Awards Mistake On Best Picture Winner.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-02-28-90 Percent Of People Wouldn`t Want To Know About Future Negative Events.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-01-Discussing Kevin And Bean`s Old Nicknames For Each Month.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-02-Discuss Snapchat Going Public.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-03-Bosnian Woman Will Lick People`s Eyeballs Clean.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-06-Woman Still On The Run 2 Years After Poisoning Husband`s Lucky Charms.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-07-Ski Instructor Chill After Getting Impaled In Face By Tree Branch.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-08-Boy So Good At Hide And Seek That Police Have To Get Involved.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-09-Man Complained About $12 Blanket On Airline Causes Plane To Turn Back.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-10-Woman Postpones Wedding To Find Missing Dog.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-13-Japan`s Giant Wooden Penis Parade.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-14-College Removes Weight Scale From Campus Gym After Students Call It `Triggering`.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-15-Scottish Listener Video Blasts Bean For His Recent Story About A Lost Dog.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-16-70-Year-Old Woman Ran 7 Marathons On 7 Continents In 7 days.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-17-St Patrick`s Day Gaffes By Mike Pence And Paul Ryan.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-20-Russian Zoo Sues Ad Agency For Using Raccoon In Erotic Shoot.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-21-Salon Charges Overweight People More For Pedicures.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-22-Ghost Plane Crashed In Canada-Pilot Vanished Without A Trace.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-23-Discuss KROQ Not Paying The Bills For Various Things.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-24-Trying To Call Drunk Beermug In Las Vegas.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-27-Discuss Leggings Ban On United Airlines.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-28-Discuss The Oakland Raiders Moving To Las Vegas.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-29-Man Who Grabbed Horse`s Penis And Swung It Around In Front Of Teenagers Avoids Jail.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-30-Discuss The Museum Of Ice Cream.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-03-31-Student Prevented From.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-03-Stories Of Uncollected Millions Held By The Government.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-04-Fake News About Squirrels Trained To Attack Woman`s Ex-Boyfriend.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-05-First Dodgers Season Opener In LA Without Vin Scully.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-06-Man Hospitalized For Eating Too Much Liquorice.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-07-Bean Has Been Up For 4 Hours Already.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-10-Irish Farmer Describes Stolen Sheep-No One Can Understand Him.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-11-Man Lost $100,000 Slot Machine Jackpot To Girlfriend Whom He Let Pull The Handle Once.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-12-Tanksalot Owner Bought Used Iraqi Tank.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-13-Man Attacks 7-Eleven Clerk After His Card Is Declined For 75 Cent Candy.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-14-Kevin Live From Coachella.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-17-Florida Man Defiles Laundromat-Smears Feces In Machines.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-18-Jilted Woman In India Cut Off Man`s Penis With A Sickle.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-19-Kevin Retells Story About Woman Who Cut Of Man`s Penis With Sickle.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-20-Sounds Of Sex Heard During Florida Tennis Match.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-21-Man Spent 3 Days Living With Roommate`s Corpse While He Got High.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-24-Adult Legoland Fans In Australia Angry They`re Not Allowed In The Kids Playground.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-25-Man Lived Above Japanese Toilet For 3 Years With 500 Bottles Of Urine.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-26-Melissaphobia-Sex With Bees.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-27-Court Rules Woman Can Keep Her Townhouse Painted With Red And White Stripes.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-04-28-Massive Chaos Reported From Ticket Holders At Luxury Fyre Festival In Bahamas.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-01-Utah Jazz Fan ZDog`s Bad Freestyle Rapping.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-02-Robotic Drill Performs Brain Surgery 50 Times Faster.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-03-Discuss Stress-Hair Loss-Remedies.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-04-Single Mom Unknowingly Moves Into Snake-Infested House.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-05-Under 1 Percent Of Kars4Kids Charity Money In Minnesota Goes To Minnesota Kids.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-08-French President Elect Met Wife When He Was 15 And She Was His 40-Year-Old Teacher.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-09Woman Swallows $7000 During Fight With Husband.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-10-Woman Forced To Pee In Cup On Airplane.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-11-Guy Drinks His Urine Daily.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-12-New Jersey Teen Took A Hearse To Her Prom.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-15-Pastor Tried To Walk On Water-Gets Eaten By Crocodiles.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-16-Man`s Wet Pillow Signaled A Leak From His Brain.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-17-Man Sues His Date For Texting In A Movie Theater.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-18-Cover The Sudden Death Of Chris Cornell At Age 52.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-19-Beermug Is Exhausted From His Thursday Night Bowling League.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-22-Man Goes To Have Sex With Woman-Gets Robbed Of His Pants.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-23-Chicago White Sox Announcers Have Inane Conversation.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-24-Black Man With Transplanted White Penis Will Have It Tattooed To Match.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-25-Univ of Maryland Valedictorian Dropped Out 2 Weeks Before Graduation.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-26-Man Arrested For Throwing Semen At Women.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-30-Car Drives 14 Miles With Prunken Man Passed Out On Back Of Car.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-05-31-Mention President Trump Tweeting Covfefe-Wonder If White House Has A Pool.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-01-7-Eleven Microwave Explosion Caused By Urine Sample.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-02-Woman Wins Radio Competition 34 Years After Entering.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-05-Discuss The End Of The Rodney On The ROQ Show.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-06-Kevin Was Definitely Not Getting A Traffic Ticket.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-07-Scooter Gennett Hits 4 Home Runs For Cincinnati Reds To Tie MLB record.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-08-Bill Murray Sought In Craigslist Ad For Father`s Day BBQ.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-09-FDA-Approved Balloons You Swallow For Weight Loss.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-12-Airline Passengers Asked To Vote Whether Or Not To Take Off After Engine Failure.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-13-Woman Fights Off Shark Then Pulls Her Arm Out Of His Mouth.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-14-McDonald`s To Give French Customers Knives And Forks.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-15-Rescued Condor Greets Rescuer Six Months Later.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-16-Woman Sues Casino That Offered Dinner Instead Of $43 Million Jackpot.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-19-How Does The Story End.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-20-Pennsylvania Family With Alarm Clock Stuck In Their Wall-TV News Story Highlights.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-21-Recall Broadcasting From Barrow Alaska-Got Confused With Mark And Brian.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-22-Movement To Allow Men To Wear Shorts To Work.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-23-Batman Police Officer Nabs Shoplifter Stealing LEGO Batman Movie.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-26-Dodgers Pitcher Posts Hilarious Tweet About Jerry Seinfeld.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-27-Turning Body Parts Into Jewelry.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-28-Opening Segment-2017-06-28-Review How Bean Used The F Word On The Radio.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-29-Altercation Over Dead Raccoon Prompted Shooting.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-06-30-Man Sentenced To Life Had Deviant Sex Acts.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-17-Woman Goes In For Cataract Surgery-Has 27 Contact Lenses Removed.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-18-Stories Of People Catching Fire After Being Tased By Police.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-19-Stories Of People Coming Home To Strangers In Their House.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-20-Cops Arrest Man Speeding To Hospital With Pregnant Wife.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-21-7 Million Americans Will Travel To See The Eclipse Next Month.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-24-You Be The Judge.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-25-Company Makes Luxury Toothpicks.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-26-Asking Siri Silly Questions.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-27-Seattle Anti-Pot Billboard Says We`re Hispanics-We`re Cool By Default.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-28-Couple One Visit Away From Going To All 645 Cracker Barrels.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-07-31-Discuss Saturday`s UFC 214 Fight.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-01-12 Prisoners Break Out Using Peanut Butter.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-02-Silicon Valley Job Perks.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-03-Pregnant Doctor Delivers Patient`s Baby Before Giving Birth Herself.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-04-Letter From 10-Year-Old To President Trump Offering To Mow The White House Lawn.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-07-Woman Shot In Vagina In Sex Game Gone Wrong.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-08-Teen Badly Bitten By Sea Fleas.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-09-Bean Discusses The North Korea Situation.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-10-Bill Murray Showed Up At Groundhog Day Play.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-11-85-Year-Old Rally Granny Flashes Crowd At Dodger Game.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-14-Couple In Their 90s Meet And Gym-Get Married-Work Out Twice Weekly.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-15-Owner Gave CPR To His Tortoise.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-16-KTLA Morning Show Lose It Over Sewage Story.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-17-Bean Wonders What Do We Do With Pets During The Eclipse.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-18-John Hoatson Owns 13,000 Princess Diana Items.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-21-Donald Liebenberg-Eclipse Chaser.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-22-Headstone Reading `You Will Never Be Left Behind` Left At Airport.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-23-Broadcaster Removed From Game Against Univ Of Virginia Because His Name Is Robert Lee.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-24-The Heart Project Rents Out People.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-25-Preview Beermug In Las Vegas.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-28-Discuss Hurricane Harvey.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-29-News Station Claims Your Car Can Give You Cancer.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-30-Scientists Made Music From the Human Microbiome.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-08-31-Pumpkin-Flavored Products Are Bering Released Earlier Every Year.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-01-Wax Strip Horror Story.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-05-Famous Companies That Originally Had Different Names.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-06.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-07.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-08.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-11.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-12-ESPN`s Sergio Dipp Memorably Awkward Debut As Monday Night Football Sideline Reporter.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-13-No-Speed Chase-Plus Eye Shaving In China.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-14-Bank Robber Gets Naked After Dye Pack Explodes On Clothes.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-15-Latest Alex Jones Conspiracy Theories.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-18-Suspect Ducks Into Business During Police Chase Then Applies For A Job.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-19.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-20-Bean Disappointed No Updates On Phantom Pooper-Also-Man Swam Across Hoover Dam.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-21-MSNBC Host Lawrence O`Donnell Has Off-Air Meltdown.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-22.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-25.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-26-Rapper B.o.B. Started A GoFundMe To Prove The Earth Is Flat.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-27.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-28.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-09-29-How Does The Story End.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-02.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-03.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-04.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-05.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-06.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-09.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-10.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-11.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-12.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-13-Austin`s Run On Jeopardy Has Come To An End.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-16.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-17.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-18.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-19.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-20.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-23.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-24.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-25.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-26-Beermug Records Nothing On His Phone Sitting Idle At Bar With Dodgers Fans.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-27-How Does The Story End.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-30.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-10-31.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-01.mp3
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Opening Segment-2017-11-06.mp3
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Opening Segment-2017-11-16.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-17.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-20.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-21-Kevin Missing-New Pop-Up Shop Called The Happy Place.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-22.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-27.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-28.mp3
Opening Segment-2017-11-29.mp3
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